We've Moved!

Hahaha, I totally forgot to update!

We've moved! I have. Really! I completely switched over to wordpress (since blogger doesn't like me hosting myself), so you can see me on my verrrry own domain!

And you should! I've been updating it frequently enough!
www.theamazingjane.com

Of course, I'm still working hard, so don't mind any messes you see along the way! ;)

Wanna Rock My Banner?

 

I've been making my site banners lately, since I haven't done the ultimate photoshoot that will lead to me having a lovely site logo!

I'm hoping to dress up like a sexy magician in a professional or high quality photo shoot!  You know, the kind that makes your skin look a little like spun sugar.

Anyways, for my logo, I want a tophat and wand- perhaps with rabbit ears!  Tiny, but recognizable.  I'm hoping a little red curtain action for my member's section will tie it all together nicely.

I'm really kind of afraid that any white rabbits will encourage the live-crushing crowd, though, (Sorry, guys, I LOVE pets!  And not freakishly either, nasty beastie crowd!)  so I'm wary about the rabbit.  I think maybe if there was just a bit of silhouette of ears though, it wouldn't excite them overmuch.

ANYWAYS. I've been mastering the tacky porn banner, so if you want to rock my banner I can give you a few lovely optttions!  I'm going to send them to my camgirl buddies in hopes that we do sweet link exchange! :)

I've learned...

Two things today.

One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist.  If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby.  IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs?  I'd totally put them in your face.  If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME.  But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it.  Seriously.  I am not built for that shit.

Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?

If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme.  Sorry.  So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you.  Not awful in the good, erection way.  Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.

..the second thing I learned

I do not like beltings.  I like whips. I like cat of nines.  I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking.  (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.

I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale.  And boy, did that shit hurt.  And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way.  I did not like it!  In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt.  Dislike.  Dislike.

Anyways.  Enough chatty.  Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set?  It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)

Who Loves me?

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