Do you love me? Do you!?
'Cause if you love me, guess what?
I portioned off my huge, unwieldy Amazon Wishlist into tiny little wishlists so you don't have to wade through a collection of romance novels just to select a pair of panties you want me to sit in! :)
Just to let you know, I am a HUGE fan of checking my mailbox and finding something awesome just for me. I am such a huge fan that my appreciation is large scale and wondrous. If you happen to feel the generosity of spirit and you buy me a gift, I can assure that you wont regret it! ;)
Better Shows Wishlist
Dressing Jane Wishlist
Jane's Fondest Wish... list. ;)
Keeping Jane Pretty Wishlist
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
YUM
I've been having such a fun time on Adultwork! I think I love UK men! Y'all are just so laid back and delicious. I love Streamate to death, but AW is a serious contender! Don't worry, I'll still be on both sites oodles!
I'm hoping to get a set schedule soon, but for now it's still a bit up in the air! I can't wait to commit to something regular. I know it would be a little more convenient to know when and where to find me. - I'll be updating my google schedule as soon as possible as well as the in-profile schedules on all sites. :)
Mmm!
Did you want to see some pictures from my DIRTY slave clip? I know you do! Hehe, they're actually pretty hot. Maybe I can convert you to this kind of fetish! Extreme cleaning, it's not just for the man who likes his items pristine!
Aaaah. That lazy slave gets what she deserves! Oh wait, its me? Hmm. Well. Maybe I did deserve that. A little. ;)
Go ahead and buy that clip here at my store!
I'm hoping to get a set schedule soon, but for now it's still a bit up in the air! I can't wait to commit to something regular. I know it would be a little more convenient to know when and where to find me. - I'll be updating my google schedule as soon as possible as well as the in-profile schedules on all sites. :)
Mmm!
Did you want to see some pictures from my DIRTY slave clip? I know you do! Hehe, they're actually pretty hot. Maybe I can convert you to this kind of fetish! Extreme cleaning, it's not just for the man who likes his items pristine!
Aaaah. That lazy slave gets what she deserves! Oh wait, its me? Hmm. Well. Maybe I did deserve that. A little. ;)
Go ahead and buy that clip here at my store!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
I've learned...
Two things today.
One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist. If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby. IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs? I'd totally put them in your face. If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME. But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it. Seriously. I am not built for that shit.
Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?
If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme. Sorry. So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you. Not awful in the good, erection way. Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.
..the second thing I learned
I do not like beltings. I like whips. I like cat of nines. I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking. (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.
I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale. And boy, did that shit hurt. And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way. I did not like it! In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt. Dislike. Dislike.
Anyways. Enough chatty. Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set? It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)
One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist. If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby. IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs? I'd totally put them in your face. If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME. But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it. Seriously. I am not built for that shit.
Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?
If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme. Sorry. So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you. Not awful in the good, erection way. Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.
..the second thing I learned
I do not like beltings. I like whips. I like cat of nines. I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking. (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.
I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale. And boy, did that shit hurt. And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way. I did not like it! In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt. Dislike. Dislike.
Anyways. Enough chatty. Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set? It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Hells yes!
Mmm! Sexy! Who has new stuff? I DO!
Yesssss! I've got a couple of new bottles of liquid silk and a BIG OL' DILDO. Not just any big ol dildo! An ejaculating big old didlo! Ooo! Cute!
Here are our promotion pictures with Squirtsworth McStinkyballs (seriously, have you ever smelled a doc johnson fresh out of the box? AWFUL).
Also, please.. tell me what's the use in having a huge lifelike dildo if it's not pretending that it's actually yours?
Don't pretend like you haven't sent me pictures like these!
Ahhahaha. Anyways. Hot! I'm not on streamate tonight. Find me in bed. Fuck me there. Yessssss.
Yesssss! I've got a couple of new bottles of liquid silk and a BIG OL' DILDO. Not just any big ol dildo! An ejaculating big old didlo! Ooo! Cute!
Here are our promotion pictures with Squirtsworth McStinkyballs (seriously, have you ever smelled a doc johnson fresh out of the box? AWFUL).
Also, please.. tell me what's the use in having a huge lifelike dildo if it's not pretending that it's actually yours?
Don't pretend like you haven't sent me pictures like these!
Ahhahaha. Anyways. Hot! I'm not on streamate tonight. Find me in bed. Fuck me there. Yessssss.
Monday, November 08, 2010
Saturday, November 06, 2010
Thursday, November 04, 2010
Hot shit!
I finally got my clips4sale store up! Mmm! Yummy!
There are 5 clips up so far! I can wait to make some more! I have a list and I already have some really hot requests!
I have a sexy striptease video. A oily video! A sexy striptease where I finish by fucking myself with my skinny ribbed glass toy. A nice closeup of me fucking myself with that glass toy! And a extremely hot bootyshaking video from the upskirt view! Yum Yum Yum.
I'm going to be on Streamate again tonight, and I'm as usual... lookin' pretty fucking delicious!
There are 5 clips up so far! I can wait to make some more! I have a list and I already have some really hot requests!
I have a sexy striptease video. A oily video! A sexy striptease where I finish by fucking myself with my skinny ribbed glass toy. A nice closeup of me fucking myself with that glass toy! And a extremely hot bootyshaking video from the upskirt view! Yum Yum Yum.
I'm going to be on Streamate again tonight, and I'm as usual... lookin' pretty fucking delicious!
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