Hahaha, I totally forgot to update!
We've moved! I have. Really! I completely switched over to wordpress (since blogger doesn't like me hosting myself), so you can see me on my verrrry own domain!
And you should! I've been updating it frequently enough!
www.theamazingjane.com
Of course, I'm still working hard, so don't mind any messes you see along the way! ;)
Showing posts with label amazingjane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amazingjane. Show all posts
Monday, March 14, 2011
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Do you love me?
Do you love me? Do you!?
'Cause if you love me, guess what?
I portioned off my huge, unwieldy Amazon Wishlist into tiny little wishlists so you don't have to wade through a collection of romance novels just to select a pair of panties you want me to sit in! :)
Just to let you know, I am a HUGE fan of checking my mailbox and finding something awesome just for me. I am such a huge fan that my appreciation is large scale and wondrous. If you happen to feel the generosity of spirit and you buy me a gift, I can assure that you wont regret it! ;)
Better Shows Wishlist
Dressing Jane Wishlist
Jane's Fondest Wish... list. ;)
Keeping Jane Pretty Wishlist
'Cause if you love me, guess what?
I portioned off my huge, unwieldy Amazon Wishlist into tiny little wishlists so you don't have to wade through a collection of romance novels just to select a pair of panties you want me to sit in! :)
Just to let you know, I am a HUGE fan of checking my mailbox and finding something awesome just for me. I am such a huge fan that my appreciation is large scale and wondrous. If you happen to feel the generosity of spirit and you buy me a gift, I can assure that you wont regret it! ;)
Better Shows Wishlist
Dressing Jane Wishlist
Jane's Fondest Wish... list. ;)
Keeping Jane Pretty Wishlist
Friday, November 19, 2010
YUM
I've been having such a fun time on Adultwork! I think I love UK men! Y'all are just so laid back and delicious. I love Streamate to death, but AW is a serious contender! Don't worry, I'll still be on both sites oodles!
I'm hoping to get a set schedule soon, but for now it's still a bit up in the air! I can't wait to commit to something regular. I know it would be a little more convenient to know when and where to find me. - I'll be updating my google schedule as soon as possible as well as the in-profile schedules on all sites. :)
Mmm!
Did you want to see some pictures from my DIRTY slave clip? I know you do! Hehe, they're actually pretty hot. Maybe I can convert you to this kind of fetish! Extreme cleaning, it's not just for the man who likes his items pristine!
Aaaah. That lazy slave gets what she deserves! Oh wait, its me? Hmm. Well. Maybe I did deserve that. A little. ;)
Go ahead and buy that clip here at my store!
I'm hoping to get a set schedule soon, but for now it's still a bit up in the air! I can't wait to commit to something regular. I know it would be a little more convenient to know when and where to find me. - I'll be updating my google schedule as soon as possible as well as the in-profile schedules on all sites. :)
Mmm!
Did you want to see some pictures from my DIRTY slave clip? I know you do! Hehe, they're actually pretty hot. Maybe I can convert you to this kind of fetish! Extreme cleaning, it's not just for the man who likes his items pristine!
Aaaah. That lazy slave gets what she deserves! Oh wait, its me? Hmm. Well. Maybe I did deserve that. A little. ;)
Go ahead and buy that clip here at my store!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
I've learned...
Two things today.
One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist. If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby. IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs? I'd totally put them in your face. If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME. But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it. Seriously. I am not built for that shit.
Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?
If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme. Sorry. So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you. Not awful in the good, erection way. Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.
..the second thing I learned
I do not like beltings. I like whips. I like cat of nines. I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking. (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.
I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale. And boy, did that shit hurt. And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way. I did not like it! In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt. Dislike. Dislike.
Anyways. Enough chatty. Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set? It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)
One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist. If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby. IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs? I'd totally put them in your face. If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME. But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it. Seriously. I am not built for that shit.
Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?
If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme. Sorry. So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you. Not awful in the good, erection way. Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.
..the second thing I learned
I do not like beltings. I like whips. I like cat of nines. I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking. (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.
I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale. And boy, did that shit hurt. And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way. I did not like it! In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt. Dislike. Dislike.
Anyways. Enough chatty. Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set? It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)
Monday, November 08, 2010
Saturday, November 06, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Why glass?
"Jane, why do you only use glass sex toys? -Jim"
Jim, I use glass because my sweet, pampered pussy deserves nothing less! Glass is one of the premium materials- easy to clean and it spreads around my juices so nicely! It never irritates and it always feels perfect, even if the toy is a little on the large side. Plus it's heavy so it's like weight lifting for my cunt! One day we'll be able to arm wrestle with it. ;)
Come see me on streamate tonight! :)
Why hello streamy!
Mmm!
I love streamate! I think It's my favorite site to get down and dirty on- there's just something about it! ;)
I look HOT, and I'm gonna be there all night! :) You should come see me and do me the grand favor of asking me to fuck myself.
On a side note, I really enjoy my new logitech c910 camera! If you wanna see my ASS in 1080, lets hop on skype and get nasty! :)
I love streamate! I think It's my favorite site to get down and dirty on- there's just something about it! ;)
On a side note, I really enjoy my new logitech c910 camera! If you wanna see my ASS in 1080, lets hop on skype and get nasty! :)
Friday, October 22, 2010
Busy, Busy Bee!
I'm sooooo busy! Who'd have thought it would be so busying and so fun! I'm getting all my sexy clips together to sell on my clips4sale shop! I also made an adultspace profile! How cute.
No. Really, it is cute. I've been using a Microsoft Lifecam Cinema- which is a really nice HD Camera except for the fact that the software sucks so badly, and sucks up so much of my teenie processor's energy that every video I make ends up sounding GARBLED. If you've ever heard me go at it, you know that screwing with MY audio should be an offense punishable by law! Anyways, it's off to go ahead and get that sweet also 1080 logitech camera.
Here's a little shot from my clip-making efforts. Busy. Busy. Bee.
No. Really, it is cute. I've been using a Microsoft Lifecam Cinema- which is a really nice HD Camera except for the fact that the software sucks so badly, and sucks up so much of my teenie processor's energy that every video I make ends up sounding GARBLED. If you've ever heard me go at it, you know that screwing with MY audio should be an offense punishable by law! Anyways, it's off to go ahead and get that sweet also 1080 logitech camera.
Here's a little shot from my clip-making efforts. Busy. Busy. Bee.
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