Oooh! Hello February!

February I have OODLES of plans! I want to do my first twitter raffle for followers, and I want to set a launch date for my site! I've been sitting on my domain for wayyyyy too long and it's definitely time to get that thing up and pumping!

What else does the great month of February contain?

Valentines day! Mmm! Nothing like a sweet romantic holiday to get your blood boiling!

What are you going to get me? You know getting me something is getting yourself something! I am a rather -affffectionate- receiver of gifts! Check out my Amazon Wishlist.

If not, there's always the option for a naughty cam show! Book with me soon.

Mmm! Something to remind you of what you're missing?

SO MUCH BETTER.

Did you miss me?
I missed you too!  I was so terribly sick! :(

Now that I'm better, I'm thinking up some tasty contest ideas to keep everything fresh!

I'm also running a 2.00$ per minute striptease special because I LOVE striptease!  Really, absolutely nothing better than being asked to be a cocktease.  Get it while it's hot! ;)

SO EXHAUSTED

There is totally something about the holidays that exhaausts me!

I had a good few weeks, though.  One night, my pussy was crying for mercy!  I just beat it further in hopes of getting it to submit!  Mmm!  Kidding, I actually logged off and pampered it without the eager eyes of fans for a bit.

One has to treat their sexy parts properly if they expect long lasting pleasure.   And I totally expect long lasting pleasure.

Anyways!  I finished up a few more videos for my clips4sale site- and I also finally EDITED my first promo video!  Yaaaay.

Yumpty Dumpty!

I love tattoos! I love art.  I love body art! I'm absurdly fond of large tattoos!  Mmmmmmm!  I just spent all night in a tattoo parlor with my best friend providing moral support while she got a lovely female skeleton tattoo! 
Gorgeous black and gray with red roses in her hair!  Verrrrry nice! 
Of course I'm jealous.  I'm thinking about having my blue pussy redone since he looks so pathetic and miserable!  And then I would be appeased but wouldn't be getting some huge piece of work done!  That way y'all wouldn't be bitching at me all the time.  I wouldn't mind giving him a nice sexy setting like a tramp stamp or perhaps a delicious shiva like hindu base!  Mmmmm!  What do y'all think?  I bet that would be just lovely! 
Mmmm!  So very sexy!


Did I mention I did get my nipples pierced while I was there?  I did.  Verrrry sexy! :)

Do you love me?

Do you love me? Do you!?
'Cause if you love me, guess what?

I portioned off my huge, unwieldy Amazon Wishlist into tiny little wishlists so you don't have to wade through a collection of romance novels just to select a pair of panties you want me to sit in! :)

Just to let you know, I am a HUGE fan of checking my mailbox and finding something awesome just for me.  I am such a huge fan that my appreciation is large scale and wondrous.  If you happen to feel the generosity of spirit and you buy me a gift, I can assure that you wont regret it! ;)

Better Shows Wishlist
Dressing Jane Wishlist
Jane's Fondest Wish... list. ;)
Keeping Jane Pretty Wishlist

I've learned...

Two things today.

One, I am not built to dominate you. I don't like it, because I am AWFUL at roleplay that wouldn't really exist.  If I was lactating, I would totally feed you like a baby.  IF I was a doctor and you liked my huge doctor boobs?  I'd totally put them in your face.  If I was a whore? I'd fucking love it and you would fuck me and PAY ME.  But if I was a dominatrix? I would be bad at it.  Seriously.  I am not built for that shit.

Wouldn't you enjoy it more with someone who wasn't a watered down version of the fact?
Wouldn't you enjoy it with someone who had the natural potential to dominate you?

If I was your secretary, I would fuck the shit out of you to get a raise.
...but never in any dimension of the world would I be a domme.  Sorry.  So that means that that you are going to feel AWFUL after you convince me to humiliate you.  Not awful in the good, erection way.  Awful in the -bad-, wasted my money way.

..the second thing I learned

I do not like beltings.  I like whips. I like cat of nines.  I have paid for professionals to give me a delicious spanking.  (does that tell you exactly how ill suited I am for your submission) - but I do NOT like beltings.

I just did a clip - a request for a client on clips4sale.  And boy, did that shit hurt.  And not in the good wet way... in the bad, 'why did I agree to this' way.  I did not like it!  In plenty of alternate dimensions I am a dirty submissive getting spanked, but I am NEVER one getting the belt.  Dislike.  Dislike.

Anyways.  Enough chatty.  Wanna see a sample from my newest photo set?  It's from that alternate dimension where I'm little red riding hood! ;)

Hells yes!

Mmm! Sexy!  Who has new stuff?  I DO!

Yesssss!  I've got a couple of new bottles of liquid silk and a BIG OL' DILDO.  Not just any big ol dildo!  An ejaculating big old didlo!  Ooo! Cute!

Here are our promotion pictures with Squirtsworth McStinkyballs (seriously, have you ever smelled a doc johnson fresh out of the box? AWFUL).

Also, please.. tell me what's the use in having a huge lifelike dildo if it's not pretending that it's actually yours?

Don't pretend like you haven't sent me pictures like these!


Ahhahaha.  Anyways.  Hot!  I'm not on streamate tonight.  Find me in bed.  Fuck me there. Yessssss.

Who Loves me?

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Hot shit!

I finally got my clips4sale store up!  Mmm!  Yummy! 

There are 5 clips up so far!  I can wait to make some more!  I have a list and I already have some really hot requests!

I have a sexy striptease video.  A oily video!  A sexy striptease where I finish by fucking myself with my skinny ribbed glass toy.  A nice closeup of me fucking myself with that glass toy!  And a extremely hot bootyshaking video from the upskirt view!  Yum Yum Yum.

I'm going to be on Streamate again tonight, and I'm as usual... lookin' pretty fucking delicious!

Busy, Busy Bee!

I'm sooooo busy!  Who'd have thought it would be so busying and so fun!  I'm getting all my sexy clips together to sell on my clips4sale shop!  I also made an adultspace profile!  How cute.

No.  Really, it is cute.  I've been using a Microsoft Lifecam Cinema- which is a really nice HD Camera except for the fact that the software sucks so badly, and sucks up so much of my teenie processor's energy that every video I make ends up sounding GARBLED.  If you've ever heard me go at it, you know that screwing with MY audio should be an offense punishable by law!  Anyways, it's off to go ahead and get that sweet also 1080 logitech camera.

Here's a little shot from my clip-making efforts.  Busy.  Busy.  Bee.